A Brief Compilation of Bs: In Order to Register

In order to register for Review Essays I must submit a paper containing no less than 250 words. Therefore, the remainder of this writing will be complete and utter BS. Do not waste your precious time reading this.

One day a dog was reading the newspaper and a cat entered the room. The cat was listening to an IPOD and the dog was reading the newspaper. As the dog was reading the newspaper and the cat was listening to the IPOD, a bird flew threw the window carrying a llama. As the bird was flying about, carrying a llama, a sudden burst of light radiated throughout the room. Apparently, as the dog was reading the newspaper, the cat was listening to the IPOD, and the bird was flying around carrying a llama, a mouse was busily burning magnesium for its own enjoyment. This mouse, a clever mouse, decided it was tired of burning magnesium, and began writing an essay to submit to Review Essays for the privilege of registering. As the mouse wrote about various topics including the progressive politics in emerging markets and the diversification of securities within a portfolio, the dog finished reading the only sections of the newspaper he found somewhat interesting.

I am really hoping that this is close to 250 words because I don't have much more patience for this.

Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess, "will you marry me?" The princess said "no" and the prince lived happily ever after -- and rode motorcycles and fucked with cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniel's and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heard bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his apartment and his favorite pair of jeans and never got cheated on while working and all his family and friends thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money and left the toilet seat up. The end.