Canturbury Tales

Setting : Joe and John's Bar and Grill

Main Characters :

Narrator

Becky (The Wife of Bath)

Derek (Squire)

Heather (Friar)

(Cake by Travis Porter is playing)

Narrator: As I was sitting in the Joe and John's Bar and Grill on my lunch break bobbing my head to the music, I notice that Becky had made it right on time. Never fails her and a couple of the other women from the church come here on Friday night, Becky and Heather mainly. They were always there fighting for some man attention and bank account number. They use their good looks and flirty ways to get exactly what they want. Its actually kind of humorous when you sit back and watch. Becky was what you call a dime piece. She had overly large hips and a butt as wide as the Atlantic Ocean, Sandpaper skin tone, she had a small waist line and was about 5'5. Long jet black hair flowing down her back with tight Chinese eyes. She had a gap in between her teeth that drove the guys crazy. She was in her late 30's but didn't look a day over 21. The security would I.D her but she came there so often it was like her second home. The younger woman flock to her like she was Aphrodite, the goddess of love. She had been married five times and was planning to find husband number six on the church trip to Canterbury. I find it rather ironic how she belong to church and attended faithfully. Let's listen in on one of her "life lessons" ......

Becky: Girl let me tell you na'. These men ain't no good. You got to get what you can out of them and LEAVE. Even if that means walking down the aisle just to say I do. Little to he know he saying I do to: Luxury Cars, endless shopping trips, and maxed out credit cards.

One of the younger woman: But Becky I know for a fact that my man loves ME ! We been together for 3 years and he doesn't even have time to cheat so that's not all true because ---

Becky: Let me stop you right there! You don't know nothing for a fact but that you was born and you gannah die. Don't be the fool. You better have some mad money saved up. So when you DOO find out he cheating this whole time you'll have a quarter-mill in the bank you can look and said "You mad????"

(Laughter Erupts)

Ya'll listen to me, I been married fives times and everytime have at least more than 3 mill saved up before the insurance policy. It's everybody on their own.

Narrator : Becky goes on about her husbands when everybodies attention directs to this fine caramel colored man walk in. He was about 5'8 with a swag on 100. When he walk he demanded attention. He look like he was straight off the G-Q set. All eyes followed his every move especially Becky. She stopped in the middle of her words just to get her breath back to its normal pattern. She had seen this fellow in Bible Study earlier that week, Brother Derek was his name. He was one of the older member long lost son. Becky sho'