Halloween Farce

Halloween Farce

Brian walked into his and his girlfriend's apartment after a long tiring day at the restaurant and the fitness center, while Lisa was making dinner earlier than normal. Brian plopped his gym bag down in the closet.

Brian is a six foot tall Caucasian male with a muscular built at 330 pounds. He has an oval head with short brown hair, big blue eyes, small but wide nose, average size ears, square jaw, and a brown goatee. He is usually wearing a collared shirt with a pocket, slacks, black socks, and western boots. He is a personal trainer and is at the gym for 8 hours a day. Despite his size, he is a gentle giant who seldom lose his temper unless his girlfriend, Lisa, or if his family is threatened and he loves kids.

The apartment is a small studio apartment. On the right, is a huge closet with two sliding doors; on the left is the kitchen and beside the kitchen is the dining area. The bathroom is at the end of the closet and the shower is right behind the glass bathroom door, in a dumb spot. Beyond the dining area is the living/bedroom. On the left side of the area is the living room. On the right is the bedroom. "Honey, I am going to take a shower; I stink like hell," Brian said tired.

"Eat first, and then shower as we have a Halloween party to go to," Lisa replied.

"Do we have to go?"

"Yes."

"Fine, what did you make?"

Dinner was just soup and sandwich, which Brian passed and jumped in the shower. After the shower, Brian shaved and started to apply makeup to his face, as his costume is a zombie with a dirty suit, which had him wonder why did I shower when I am wearing a dirty suit? When Brian walked out of the bathroom, Lisa was standing wearing a Dracula's Bride costume.

Lisa is athletically built at 5 foot 4 inches with a full chest. She has a round face with green eyes, long curly red hair with blonde highlights, small ears, and full red lips (think Angelina Jolie). She works as a server at a restaurant. She wears make-up everyday of the week. She is wears a ruby and diamond heart necklace (diamonds are around a heart shaped ruby) everyday. She has a big heart and a caring soul who takes in animals that are hurt.

"Brian, why are you dressed like a zombie when we agree that you would be Dracula?"

"Who cares, let's go, and remember we need to pick up Derrick."

"Jerk."

Derrick is Brian's best friend. He stands at 5 foot 7 inches. He weighs 330 pounds, but he is fat. He has a round head with short dark blonde hair, brown eyes, big nose, big ears the size of a half a slice of ham, round chin, and he has a rapper's beard. He usually wears a T-shirt and jeans, and athletic shoes. Despite his size, he is quick and feisty who loses his temper quickly but never hurts women and his family.

Brian, Lisa, and Derrick arrive at the decorated house. The entire front yard is decorated as a cemetery with a fog that covers the ground and strobe lights flashing every 30 seconds with thunder three seconds after each "lightning bolt"; the front of the house is decorated with a generous amount of spider webs placed around the front porch, immediately giving the house a deserted/haunted look. The windows are covered with a black cloth except one window by the door; it has a candle lamp placed in front of a black cloth to have it look as if there is a single candle burning in an empty house. Finally, there is a dim black light lighting the porch.

Derrick immediately walked over to one of the tombstones, bent over, and read the tombstones. He is a horror aficionado, so he walked to every decoration and looked it over, like an art enthusiast looking at artwork from Van Gogh.

Lisa looked shocked at the house and read the tombstones and was instantly furious as one of them said her name and none of them had Brian's name. Lisa looked at Brian and shook her head thinking why it has to look so eerie and dark.

Brian started grinning ear-to-ear and stated, "I love the decoration of the house; it has a nice eerie feeling. The cemetery is a nice touch; I need to check out some of these tombstones."

Derrick grinned as the fog that came onto the porch and pointed at the screaming doorbell. When Brian heard the doorbell, he said laughing, "The doorbell screams; I love it!"

As the door opened, that happiness faded as he thought to himself, time to act as if I care for these people, most of these people is nuts or really stupid. Oh crap, I am the oldest person here. Where is the alcohol? I better not drink, I have had a lot of carbs today, and I don't want my blood sugar to go to high. Derrick was all smiles when the door opened.

As Brian, Lisa, and Derrick walked in to the house, they were met with white sheets over all the furniture, a dusty black cloth over the floor, and more spider webs on the walls, and in each room a different color light lit up the room i.e. red light in the living room, yellow light in the kitchen and so forth. The food was placed in a casket while the drinks were in a pool of blood with ice. There are "corpses" in various positions and rooms while Frédéric Chopin's "Funeral March" played in the background.

Derrick, Lisa, and Brian went their separate ways. Derrick ran off to get a couple of drinks; Lisa walked over to her BFF, and Brian went to sit in the red-lit living room, as Derrick grabbed Brian a Diet Mountain Dew. Brian and Derrick sat and talked for about 30 minutes then Lisa walked over to Brian and asked him to dance with her.

He agreed but stepped on her toes a few times and apologizing every time; he informed her that he was really tired and would like to sit down. Lisa stormed off in disgust, right back to her friends, who in returned, belittled Brian to where he was yelling. The Host (Jon dressed as a sadistic clown) calmed Brian and the women down and informed them if there was one more outburst they will leave the party.

Ten minutes later, Brian got up to go outside when he literally ran into an old friend, Krista, knocking her down but he did not recognize her in a Batgirl costume and not seeing her in years.

Krista is 5 foot 10 inches. She looks a lot like Sandra Bullock, square face, long brown hair, hazel eyes, small pert nose, full lips, and a sexy hourglass body. She has the same type of personality as Brian.

"I am so sorry," He exclaimed, helping her up.

"It happens with your size, you should