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I am very happy to be here. I want to leech off of you dumb asshole. I am writing this shitty essay so I can see another one. God how I hate this entry application. Is there a quicker way to do this? Should I just write random stuff just to get it over with? I think so. That is exactly what I am doing right now. This is funny. I bet no one is checking this essay that I am writing at the moment. I hope this gets through. This would be very funny. Damn, I have only one hundred words. This sucks very much because now I cannot get the prize that I want.What else can I do? Wait? Ugh, that would take so long to do. I will just continue to do what I am doing right now to get this thing over with. My math test is a one hundred. My English is fluent. I like chicken, acorns, trees, and turkey. I am putting random things that come to my mind. My favorite things are forks, knives, spoons, chopsticks. Maybe I like straws as well. No one knows. All I know is that I hate eggs. Eggs taste like shit, just like this essay. I think I reached two hundred words right now. How many does that leave me? Fifty? Wrong, because I probably just wrote twenty words in the space I am explaining. This is it. Thirty more words and I am finished with this bullshit essay. Ticks are annoying. Deer are cute. Tigers are gay. Lions are weak. Humans are dumb. I am lazy. My dog is fat and ugly. I don't have a dog. What are you thinking?

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