Favorite Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris says that silver rhymes with orange... and it does

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.

Chuc Norris can fly a kite with no strings or anything

You can see Chuck Norris' shadow in total darkness

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in a half-hour

Chuck Norris can whistle in sign language

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's phone rings

Every July, sharks watch Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris speaks braille

Chuck NOrris blows bubbles... using beef jerky

Chuck Norris won the Origami Championship in 1983 by folding a rock

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris says that silver rhymes with orange... and it does

Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It isn't dead. It's just afraid to move.

Chuc Norris can fly a kite with no strings or anything

You can see Chuck Norris' shadow in total darkness

Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 minutes in a half-hour

Chuck Norris can whistle in sign language

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked

When the president pushes the big red button, Chuck Norris's phone rings

Every July, sharks watch Chuck Norris week

Chuck Norris speaks braille

Chuck NOrris blows bubbles... using beef jerky

Chuck Norris won the Origami