Parody for Harry Potter

Choose from the chapter of NORBERT THE NORWEGIAN RIDGEBACK

Summary for initial edition: Malfoy secretly followed Harry, Ron and Hermione to Hagrid's hut and saw the baby dragon. He always threated them that he would tell Dumbledore about this. Harry and his friends persuaded Hagrid to send the dragon to Ron's brother, Charlie, who studied dragon in Romania. The three friends lived upset during the week to wait for Charlie's friend. Unfortunately, Malfoy found their detailed plan occasionally and wanted to catch them right on the night they sent away the dragon. Finally they successfully sent Norbert away with the help of the invisiblity clock.

Comic elements: change HARRY POTTER's name to HAPPY ROTTER, change Hermione Granger to Heroine Granger, change McGonagall to McGossip. Let HAPPY ROTTER play tricks on Malfoy as punishments.

Parody:

It sneezed. A couple of sparks flew out of its snout. 'Isn't it beautiful?' Hagrid murmured. He reached out to stroke the dragon's head. It snapped at his fingers, showing pointed fangs. Before Heroine could ask Hagrid how fast the dragon grew exactly, the color suddenly drained from Happy Rotter's face. He leapt to his feet and ran to the door.

'What's the matter?'

'Malfoy,' Happy hauled the door and grabbed him on Malfoy's collar, 'what on earth are you doing here? What did you see?'

'I saw the dragon. Hey you, let go!' Malfoy twitched out from Happy's hand. 'Let me in, or I will tell Professor McGossip.' He cried his threat while squeezing his way into the hut.

'Why should I show my baby dragon to you?' Hagrid stood in the doorway, his beetle eyes were crinkled with angry.

'You know, I love dragon as well. You should raise it together with me, rather than these idiots, especially this Happy, nitwit.'

'I am Happy Rotter, not Happy Nitwit.' said Happy and he secretly pointed his wand to Norbert and spelled something.

'Ah, lovely baby, come here.' Malfoy reached out with a rare look of mercy. However, the second he touched the dragon, Norbert flared at his hair. 'Haha,' Happy clapped and burst out laughing, 'now, you see, I am Happy Rotter.' Malfoy roared with pain and stumbled for something to cool his head.

'Happy, spare him, the terrible smell from his hair will choke my baby Norbert.' Hagrid cared nothing but Norbert.

Malfoy was still yelling before he realized a glass of water was splashed toward him.

'How will you repay me for